lesbians got me drunk and didn't even try to take advantage of me oh god gippppped..

did tyou know ythat putting beer in a blender with limeaid, tequila, and trippiople sec is the moste declisious of marguertitas?

god god, so good.

*stumbumbles*

SMOOOOOCHES

om nom nom irish car bomb ( Read more... )

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CHARA AND BiRAh AND AMES (carta) ARE DruNKERS. biz has had SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much gin and chara"S BAcK is itchy. WE DO NOT ASK. WE JUST MOVE ON. BIZCAKES is OLD and KNITTING WHILE WRAPPED IN AN AFgHAN SAD SAD SAD. WE'RE GOING TO HIT ON LESBOS (not lebanese) (lesbos) (DYKEADELIC DIVAS) And the n SLEEP ( Read more... )

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hello from fired town! i have decided to spend the night in drunk town.

trader joe's two buck chuck from a coffee mug is the only way to get to drunk town from fired town.


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jennifer and i went to see sarah bettens at eddies attic tonight.  it was nice; sarah has a very pretty voice ( Read more... )

a. happy forth of july ( Read more... )

things that are bad ideas ( Read more... )

i gambled on the fob presale and lost! SUCKAGE! sold out! fuckers!

here's to saturday at 10 am poised over the refresh button while sobbing with anticipation.

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i have some beers at my office holiday dinner party. i'm a wee bit...toasty. i wish i didn't have to work tomorrow.